Turkey Day
Well another Thanksgiving has come and gone, which means my procrastinating holiday shopping habits are kicking in. God, I hate Christmas shopping. I got to push my way through crowds of cologned-up guidos, old ladies with loaded diapers and beaten down mothers dragging their screaming kids behind them. Than, I always get ambushed by Middle Eastern perfume saleswomen who practically tackle me to get my attention. All this bullshit just to spend hundreds of dollars on crap. Merry Chris.....ah, who the hell am I kidding! Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry